kdorian

Title: Taking A Chance
Author: kdorian 
Pairing: Charlie/Ian
Rating: Teen and up
Spoilers: Sniper Zero
Disclaimer: No violation of copyright is intended or should be inferred.
Warnings: Female!Charlie, internal babbling
Summary: Sometimes to get what you want, you have to move out of your comfort zone.
Notes: I have more ideas for this verse, but no guarantees they will actually be written

I had the odd thought tonight that Satan isn't God's opponent - he/she is God's more sensible spouse. God, of course, is the cranky hobiest who doesn't always think things through.

"Honey? What's this thing taking up half the garage?"

"Oh, that's Earth. It's a project I'm working on."

-There is a short pause.

"It's infested with sapients!"

"Yeah, I made it for them."

"Made it for them. If they get in the house you are in going to be in serious trouble."

"Nah, they're fine. I've got their higher reasoning turned off. They're so cute when they're innocent!"

"Oh really." Satan inspects the globe for a moment. "So," Satan mutters to himself, "You created a bunch of sapients, and gave them a place to live, and then... set it up so they can't actually think? We'll see about that, Jehovah."